Thursday, July 10, 2008

I hate when I remember high school.

It's my mom Vicki's birthday guys, Yay!! Happy Birthday Sexy! I think my mom is sexy and I'm NOT EMBARRASSED. See how I spelled that right? Fuxx yeah. Speaking of fuxx yeah there was this cunt in high school named Gaby. She was my good friend freshman year even though she was a stupid, tacky, gothic hippy horny for Robert Smith. She was pretty gross but she drove me around, made me tatter tots, let me wear all her lacy and velvet clothes plus she helped me cement my vegetarian tendencies. I was young and I needed to get away from my step mother. Gaby wanted to be more of a gothic hippy so she started spelling her name Gabix, isnt that retarded? I hate her. She stopped being my friend because we both had black hair and nose rings (embarrassing!) and when I also wore overalls (more embarrassing) and she had overalls too, it was too much for her! She said I was stalking her and trying to be her and she cruely friend dumped me. She wrote me a long letter telling me how overalls are her identity and I robbed her. I was soooo sad. :o( To make matters worse, while we were friends she tryed to convince me I was in love with her. She told me, "Jacquie, do you think were more like girlfriends or friends? Because it's just like were in a relationship but we don't do the nasty." I said, "uhm, girlfriends?" she was very pleased and I was happy to please her. Believe it or not I used to be a passive push over and everyone but my bff's took advantage of my willingness to do whatever I thought would make them like me. It's like, if you won't screw me, why are you brain washing me to think were together even though you have a man and you dont care about me you stupid, stupid bitch? We never frenched or anything!!! Urgh... After the friend dumping, she told her boyfriend (sweet Marcus, so strange and intresting and sooo pretty plus he got me drunk all the time and threw me a wonderful suprise party for my sexteenth birthday,) that he should now also hate me because I was trying to steal his girl (I was not!), and it worked! He thought I was a slut and never talked to me again in high school! Later...thats another story. So, I HATE HER!! I hate her still! Even when she lives in Portland and finds me on myspace and is exactly the same. But she deleted me anyway. I wanna punch her really hard in her tit.

2 comments:

Junkie said...

I'm a bitter man-child.

thee makeout party! / burger records said...

I'm a bitter man child. quit trying to steal my identity.