Thursday, July 17, 2008

Bad news guys: Eating dead animal flesh is out. It's tacky and old fashioned. I don't know about you but I'm from the future, and as a sexy mutant from the year 2420 the last thing I want is to be an outdated time traveler. Today my kitty Calvester cut his paw on a razor in the bathroom and there was bloody cat prints all over the tub. People like to eat little, helpless, baby animals "rare" so they can taste their animal blood. I know it's freaky, but I didnt feel that hungry when I was washing away the red drippings that allow my pet to be alive. Guess I'm just a hippy!

2 comments:

banessa said...

is that "rare" comment a stab at me cuz i didn't stay up to date on yr blog???

Junkie said...

yes