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Boonend.
15 years ago
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Hot summer tips!
I'm trying to drink a little less beer because it's for fat people. But I get tired of cape cods everyday even though my lesbian friend Sean never does. I had to switch it up with vodka tonic because it's a drink for a slim crowd. The only problem is that I never have ice but I do have otter pops! Otter pops look great in a clear ass drink because it turns it your drink the color of whatever pop you choose. Plus, if you're a preschool teacher or mother this beverage is perfect for young children; you could melt a red pop with a yellow pop and make an orange vodka drink and so on! Another tip is to never ever, ever, ever go to a thing called a pub crawl, SERIOUSLY! No matter how great your coworker at MAC says it is, you and your friend will both want to kill yourself for even being seen there.
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JESUS!
whats pub crawling?
Sean, I use the term lesbian as a positive term meaning you're pretty and you like girls.
pub crawling sounds british!
hi jack.e! so umm this website knows my name i didn't even have to register... i think i forgot to log off my email and it just knows, you know? wow... so i read all your blogs and i like them. you're like carrie bradshaw! on the back of receipts from el pollo loco they give $1 off if you answer the survey and i answered it... and salumeh's and roxana's... so now i want to go get burritos for $1, or $1.29... u were supposed to look it up and tell me! i guess i can do it... actaully i'll just look when i drive by tomorrow. hey i was wondering...
do, do you have a fist aid kit handy?
do, do you know how to patch up a wound?
tell me, are, are, are, are you?
are you patient? understanding?
cause i might need some time
to clear the hole in my heart and i
i tried every remedy and nothing seems to work for me
jack.e (jack.e)
this situation's drivin me crazy (crazy)
i really want to be your lady (lady)
but the one before you left my heart
damaged (damged) damged (damged)
i thought that i should let you know
that my heart is
damged (damaged) so damged (so damaged)
and jack.e you can blame the one before
so how you gonna fix it? fix it? fix it? (jack.e i gotta know)
so how you gonna fix it? fix it? fix it? (what are you gonna do jack.e?)
how you gonna fix it? fix it? fix it? fix it? (jack.e i gotta know)
how you gonna fix it? fix it? fix it? (what are you gonna do?!)
i wrote that off the top of my head (embarasssing)
more blogging!!!!
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