sunny d = the consistency of eggs

So I've gotta tell ya, I'm pretty interested in a few things right now. This doesnt usually happen to me, it's very rare. Did you know a new x-files movie will be out july 25? Theres an awesome new show called psychic kids on a&e and it's looks really cool. Plus I'm so into blogging. Oh good heavens theres a new lesbian reality show on logo and its about these lesbians that me and margot saw on the tila tequilla spring break special on mtv (humping and stuff), anyway its funny. They just go to the lesbian bar in Hollywood on Friday night and then they get emotional about their homo-friendships and they play volleyball.
Something I don't care about as much are the hermit crabs my students mom gave me on the last day of school. I would feel relieved if they died. I don't know why I care or why I'm so lazy to feed or care for them? Maybe its because Calvester my cat is so good looking and they're so ugly. I can't write anything thats not commentary because I'm too scared that someone will notice how I never think of anything original. UGGGH. Anyway that X files movie looks superb.

Illegal E drug exposed!

If everyone was on e every day it would be such a perfect world. We would all be so happy and horny and in love and thirsty and uhm I guess all the rape is a little weird. Well it would be sorta cool, not the rape I mean but the other stuff before the rape? Wait...forget it.

special cell phone for the elderly

At last there is a superior cell phone choice for those over the age of 70 or the disabled. I am also confident to saying that this product had one of the best commericals of the week. Take a look at the jitterbug website if you wanna be moist as a snack cake down there, it is a very sexy product... http://www.jitterbug.com/Phones.aspx

Just in case I didn't text you about the dancing invader yesterday, theres a dancing invader attacking Newport Beach. He breaks into your house and dances in your living room. Once he touched a womans buttocks. Contact the local authorities if you have any information leading to the arrest of this local dude.

Love,
Channel 7



He's not cute though ladies, i think thats the problem.

Grindhouse 6-25-08

Last night at new beverly cinema was so cool!!!! Simon the king of the witches (or something) was screened and it was so super. Theres so many homo-erotic undertones, akward and fantastic one liners, nudity, elderly nudity, psychedelic special effects, it was neat. The star of the movie was there and to my suprise he was no longer the fashion hippy that appeared in the film.
He was a really neat guy, funny and charasmatic. While being interviewed he made a ton of refrences to drugs which made me horny, for drugs.
NEWS FLASH: Margot just told me in the new New York magazine Li. Lo. shows her boobs and they are hot.
Getting back to last night, that guy was really cool and funny for a real adult. They also screened the horror classic grizzly which that guy was also in. It was sorta cool since theres a man eating bear and all, but sorta SOOO long, the director was also there.

Recently I was having a discussion with the band I.E. and singer Margot was saying. "I just don't wanna do this anymore, I just don't care" refering to her band. I said, "Was it because nobody was at your show last night? Of course it's gunna suck balls if nobody shows up." "Not at all" she explained, "I'm just sick of showing off." Then I understood. When you're so awesome, part of that awesomeness is a certain modesty that reinforces the awesomeness that the non-super awesome could never understand. Point is, you don't want to show off to everyone how awesome you are by, lets say, performing in your band or writting brilliant blogs-that actually makes you more lame. I really relate to that. Thats why I wrote a blog today. Point is I want to die.

I'm pretty into blogging now

now that i'm a real life blogger it doesnt mean I suddenly know how to spell so don't make me feel stupiderest. blogging is so hard! you have to think with your big brain then you have to slam it on your puter. i should just blog all my text up here so i don't have to think about this anymore. why am I doing this? I can't be that bored on my big, fat 15 minute break at work that I gotta blog about it can I? I don't think I should write anything personal about myself. Maybe I should tell you I'm chubby though, I wouldnt want anyone to think Im ashamed of that. I had a work lunch at olive garden today and we spent $420 FUK YEAH!