post tour bummer time

Last night my friend has a spaz out and has to go ahead and tear off my windshield wipers. I drive home really sad cause my boo is so annoyed with my drunk crying after a drunk frantic long distance help me phone call. I get home at 3am, I have a heart to heart with my roommate, we have never talked before. Turns out he's a beat boy and likes to break dance on the grass, who knew? The bummer is as soon as I find out he's cool I get notice that our fucking house got auctioned off and we have to be out in two weeks. My other room mate has had that home in his family for a hundred years. He's a mentally sensitive person and he couldnt take that news and tryed to kill himself in the house. So he's in the mental hospital. Then really, WHAT THE FUCK is up with that neighbor cat breaking into my house and scratching up my cats face at 4 am!? WHY? What is going on here??? I had one of the worst anxiety attacks of my life. Tried to call my ex bestie and every other persons phone number i could retreve from my old phone. My boss talked me down at 5 am after several inquires to find out, "what I'm high on." Fuck.

Forced burger diet, still overweight.

These cute bi-sexual guys I'm all about are in this band thats about kissing and they just blogged something after a year and anyway, that and all the boredom due to the aforementioned bi-sexuals being gone has lead me to updating my blog. Keep your panties on tho! I've gotten pretty stuffy and boring AND BLONDE and nothing sexy is gonna happen on our first blog date.

Theres is some important stuff that you should know tho:

-My netflix instant doesnt work! OMG, I didnt know the meaning of Kelly Clarksons hit, "my life would suck without you," until I had to live without my web-movies! My bff is gone and this would be a great chance to get updated on all the hottest new unrated lesbian movies netflix has to offer! These movies are not available on quicksilverscreen and I have nowhere else thats not embarrassing to watch them but home. Dang y'all.

-My hair, it's shorter!!!

-Still crying over Marcos

-Disney pass revoked :o(

FUDGE DUDE! What am I gonna do with myself?? Cough syrup and seroquel.

Heey ladies! I've been dating myself lately and weve been having a lot of fun together. I took me to Disneyland, I ate dinner with me, we people watched. I've never been turned on or amused by anyone as much as myself. An important issue that I think is often over looked in modern times is the normalcy of twin incest. I want a twin so bad.

Heres the Len video, really wraps up how I feel right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtTOxouD5Q

How can you tell I'm a freak Sister Patterson?

Cuz you get dirty. Dwhhhhoa like the beach? Do you like diapers on the beach? I like them a lot now! still hate sand and tan. u wanna go for a dip babe? U freaky! U get dirty!

ynawt

shit just got messed up im STOOPID and you know i cant do anything just deleted my neat blog that i cared about on accident. i gotta go cry and fall asleep humping my stained pillow again. its tuesday aint it? its not but who cares. its the same routine sweetie. still embarrassed. cant spell, cant sleep. cant stop eating. just 90210,
seans got star trek next generation but I DONT. 9 days till my birthday.

when you spill something on the carpet and dont have towels you just use your dirty coastline shirt girl. im almost ready to learn how to read.

Star date 8-27-08

All I do is watch Star Trek: Next Generation and wait to watch Star Trek: Next Generation again. I've got nothing else going for me but eating indian food and watching movies when I can afford it. I'm pretty bored. I think I gotta go freak myself at the dance club so I'll have something to blog about. Picard is a FREAK on the flute tho! So pro and what a hunk!

bloggin aint easy

I need to make a million dollars as soon as possible because I gotta eat out and buy a projector. Spaced the TV show is pretty good. It's romantic and supernatural.

I now have a private cave to hide in all day but I still need a pet panda bear to put in it. I keep checking craigs list for a panda bear trade but nobodys come up, just hookers. Im looking for a bear with a great personality, a bear strong to hold me, a bear that will protect me and let me use him as a chair when theres nowhere to sit, I'd also like this bear to know sign language and drive me to work. Let me know if you see anything in the paper or on the sites or anything, I havent been able to watch much TV and I may be missing an ad for a new panda store, it's so sad.